A) Michael Phelps is the closest thing that we have to a superhuman being. Vinny Chase may have been the better looking AquaMan, but Phelps, I honestly believe, could speak to dolphins in real life because he is not totally human.
B) Shawn Johnson is, in reality, what Hayden Panettiere wishes she was on Heroes.
C) All Chinese Olympians are ninjas.
D) The Yankees still want to dig themselves into a ridonculous hole and make a playoff push that much more exciting. Well I, for one, do not need the excitement… just start f*&kin’ winning!
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