Mumbles Menino

I’m a Red Sox fan and I love the city of Boston, but what the hell is wrong with the residents of that great city? In New York we have Mayor Michael Bloomberg - a very bright businessman who, as the mayor of New York City, has taken strides to continue the decline in crime that began under Rudy Giuliani as well as improve education in the city, all while taking a salary of $1. In Boston they continue to elect a mentally retarded man who talks as though he has a mouth full of marbles. The guy sounds worse than when I try to talk to chicks after a half bottle of Jack and ten Sam Adams. And he’s been the mayor since 1993! This jackass has been known to refer to the city’s parking problem as an “Alcatraz (rather than albatross) around his neck” and referred to former mayor John Collins as “a man of great statue.” He did, however, pay a nice complement to L.S.D, calling it (him) “the best president we ever had.” Enjoy along with me these priceless audio clips from Mayor Mumbles himself.

(click the link and look for the play button under the picture to the right of the screen)
http://bostonherald.com/news/opinion/columnists/view.bg?articleid=1106662&srvc=home&position=comment

Oh yeah, the defending Super Bowl Champion New York Giants started training camp this week. All I have about it right now is that my buddy who works at the University at Albany got his picture taken standing next to the Vince Lombardi trophy wearing a Super Bowl ring. Now I am not the kind of guy to get jealous, but I am supremely envious. Maybe I’ll write something substantial about the G-Men next week.