Forget the new Madden, this game is going to RULE:
She’s plump, powerful and ready to cause more controversy than “SuperSize Me.” She’s Fat Princess, the star of Sony’s upcoming video game of the same name. Debuting at last week’s E3 expo, the colorful Fat Princess is a capture-the-flag game with a twist: you can thwart capture attempts by locking the once-thin princess in a dungeon and stuffing her full of cake, thereby increasing her girth and making her harder for your enemies to haul back to home base.
According to popular gaming blog Joystiq, two feminist gaming sites have already voiced their displeasure with the weighty issue. Feminist Gamer’s “Mighty Ponygirl” rings in diplomatically, suggesting a new way to play the game altogether. “Instead of running out into the forest to find cake to fatten up the princess with, why not go out and find gold (which is a lot heavier than cake) to stuff into a treasure chest. The more gold in the chest, the heavier it would be, and the harder it would be to carry,” she said, before adding, “Oh, but that’s not as “cute” as cake and fat chicks. Right.”
EXACTLY!
July 30th, 2008 at 6:33 am
they also could’ve named this game “what happens to chicks when they turn 22″ but i’m a fan nonetheless
July 30th, 2008 at 10:38 am
I was thinking it should be named “Buffalo Princess”
July 30th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
sadly, that could include the sorority chicks as well judging from the scouting reports you’ve given me