Is this shaping up to be the greatest weekend in recorded history?

Clearly it is. We’re celebrating our Independence tomorrow, and as if cook-outs, firework shows, and gorgeous women at said firework shows aren’t enough to demonstrate why we are the greatest country on God’s green Earth, then we’ve also got Yankees-Red Sox going down this weekend just to confirm it. I honestly don’t even know what to with myself I’m so excited… though I should probably make a prediction before I kick off the pre-4th festivities in a few hours: obviously this series has the potential to put a damper on the weekend should the Yanks continue to go the way of A-rod’s taste in women. But as bad as we’ve been recently, the Sox have been worse. Yanks take 3 of 4.