Hey, at least the Yanks can do something right:
The best MLB hat? Some things to take into consideration:
-Logo vs. city initials (we prefer the latter)
-Colors
-Single-tone vs. two-tone (do you like the brim being a different color than the body?)
-Overall look of it (we love intertwined letters)
This is a toughy, but here goes: The best current MLB hats (though the old Expos hat was awesome!) …
5. Atlanta
4. Detroit
3. San Francisco
2. St. Louis
1. New York Yankees
K, while I’m thrilled that the Yanks got recognized for their ridiculously amazing hats, which– as Yankee fans have known since the day their dad bought them their first midnight-navy cap with the interlocking “NY” on the front– beat the living daylights out of any hat in MLB, this highlights a much larger issue facing the Yanks and their fans: is this all we can be proud of anymore? Our offense sucks, our best players spend more time on the “DL” than a gay rapper, and our third baseman and reigning AL MVP can’t show enough self-restraint to stop banging trannies and hags who used to be semi-hot like 20 years ago, and that was only because she portrayed herself as a mega-slut at a time when dressing like a prostitute in music videos was still somewhat of a novelty thanks to the fact that Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were still wearing diapers. Good grief, it sucks being a Yankee fan right now…
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