And I still don’t know what the hell happened here…

Forget instant replay, MLB better figure this thing out because when this kid eventually gets to the Bronx — the Yanks drafted him in 20th round (And he’s pretty much guaranteed to, right? I mean you don’t just leave circus freaks like this stashed away in the minors, do you? Hell no. You get them up to the bigs ASAP so Kenny Maine can do a million-and-one specials on him.) — and Jason Varitek steps in the box, I don’t want V-tek pulling the same kind of bush league crap that the batter did here. Eh, actually, let him. We’ve all seen what happens this year when Joe Girardi gets pissed off… not once, but twice.