Stick a fork in ‘em… the Mets are garbage. How does a team consider itself a World Series contender and then get swept in four-game series… by the worst team in the National League??? Actually, this is already the second time this season that the Mets got swept in a 4-game series. At least they had an excuse last time because it was against the Braves and they own the Mets. But what happened this weekend is a freakin’ joke. There are some minor league and even college teams with better offenses than the Padres’. And other than Adrian Gonzalez, who the f@#k else is even allowed to swing a bat on that team????? Honestly, I don’t know what is worse: watching this bullsh#t all weekend or going to the gas station, chopping off my arm, and handing it to the attendant for a gallon of gas (I thought the Saudi’s and the Bush families were like best friends?). Not only am I suffering from pain at the pump, but now my eyes hurt from watching the Mets all weekend.
(Update: this article has been attributed to Monnie D. for the last 24-hours, but it is a Chuck Wipple original. My apologies for the confusion)
June 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I dunno about you, but I’m just downright ecstatic that while it’s costing me 80 bucks to fill up my car, there’s a caribou banging the crap out of his doe right now in ANWAR