Buck Foston!!!

Guess I’m a hardcore Laker fan until further notice…

On a completely unrelated note– as many of you already know by now, women across the country have threatened to turn May 30th - June 1st into “National Psycho-b*tch-who’s-heinously-ugly-but-for-some-unexplained-reason-she-thinks-she’s-hot-because-in-the-TV-show-that-she-bases-her-life-on-Sarah-Jessica-Parker-and-her-crew-of-equally-disgusting-bimbos-get-with-madd-guys Weekend” with the release of the Sex and the City movie. That being the case, I implore you, proud members of SC Nation (yes, that includes all you lovely, non-conformist ladies out there), to do your part in boycotting this assault on all that is good and decent in the world by doing any of the following: watching ass-loads of sports, thumbing your nose at any and all women who have an attitude that doesn’t match their level of attractiveness, and hooking up with as many chicks as humanly possible without ever having the decency to return their phone calls once you seal the deal (and if you’re a girl, I guess that means you should watch endless amounts of sports with your dude and, if you can stomach the thought of it, stop making the kissy-face in all you pictures… well, at least for this weekend). Together we can all do our part to make sure that Sarah Jessica Parker’s tentacles do not extend beyond the minds of the mid-20s to 50-year-old women that she’s already poisoned with her foot-faced awfulness…