Last night the New York Football Giants picked up their Super Bowl XLII rings from Tiffany’s. Most of the team was there, including departed players Gabril Wilson and Kawika Mitchell. However, not in attendance was Jeremy Shockey. Make of that what you will. But back to the rings - the decision makers completely ignored my suggestions and settled on a tag on the rings that reads “11 straight on the road.” To me that tag is a little weak for the hardware symbolizing the Giants’ amazing run through the playoffs. I will give you, Subway Chatter Nation, ten of my suggestions on what they should’ve put on the rings, and you tell me if they made the right choice:
“Unlike the Yankees in 2004, we didn’t choke this one away to a Boston team”
“Maybe Eli wasn’t a huge bust”
“The Patriots proved to be as invincible as communist Russia”
“Tiki Who?”
“Making people run drunk and shirtless through the streets” (ok maybe that one is a little too inside)
“The chances of us winning 2-straight are about as good as Ugly Betty making it into the Maxim Hot 100”
“I ended the Patriots’ undefeated season and all I got was this stupid ring?”
“Tony Romo may have bagged Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson, but he doesn’t have one of these”
“Now do you want to f*** me?”
“Pounding Tom Brady worse than Giselle with a dildo”
Send in your ideas for the tag for the New York Giants Super Bowl rings to mfh@subwaychatter.com or just use the comment button below…
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
being a Pats fan i hate admitting this, but that last one nearly made me sh*t myself