5 wins in a row cause Yanks to blow a premature load

The Yankees were half way to answering my pleas for a 10 game winning streak. They could have inched closer had the bullpen not come in and sh*t themselves, causing Darrel Rasner to lose his first game in 5 or so starts. Perhaps if the Yanks remained focused, then they would be above .500 and not in last place, continuing this upside-down charade that has the Rays in first.

Maybe if Giambi didn’t try to be like Ron Jeremy with his gold thongs and his 70’s porn-star stache, but actually tried concentrating on baseball, we might be doing better than last place. It’s not just one guy’s fault, but when you’re the team juice-head and you’re supposed to see more pitches per at bat than almost everyone on your team (thereby allowing your teammates to see more pitches) it does leave a bad taste in your mouth, much like the one you get after seeing Lilo kiss that thing (I believe it was the rat-faced broad that is rumored to be her lover). Not for nothing, Tila Tequilla is a whore and bangs everyone on her show one right after the other… can’t her and Lohan get together to make a sex tape? I’d pay $9.95 for that… or illegally download it or just watch a free 30-second clip, because, let’s be honest, that would be all I’d need.