Banana-Hammock Full of Bull
19 May
The hard-partying, heavy-metal-loving, strip-joint-frequenting, Penthouse-reading Jason Giambi said he is a Yankee cut from the Mickey Mantle mold. Giambi bragged that his teammates called him a “modern-day Mick because I could play all day and party all night.”
And the Mick just rolled over in his grave. As decrepit as the corpse of Mickey Mantle may be, he could still hit, field, and run circles around 2/3 of the Yanks on the roster right now… and no way in hell he would wear a gold thong.
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