Danica Patrick has a new take on the whole “chicks must get naked when taking pictures” thing

What happens when an acquaintance of yours gets invited to Danica Patrick’s 1st career win celebration party (not really sure how that happened, but that’s neither here nor there)? You pilfer the pics from it off their Facebook page, of course. As I discussed last week, it seems that whenever someone pulls out a camera, chicks take it as a cue to start ripping their clothes off, make the “kissy face,” and maybe even stick their heinies out for good measure. So considering all that, I kinda like what Danica’s doing here. Nothing says “I’m different from every other chick on the planet” quite like posing in a ridiculously unattractive way while saying “F-U” to your audience. I’m pretty sure being the only woman to win an Indy Car race accomplishes that, but I guess looking like a broom-hilda and showing off your white-trash side does this too. Actually, now that I think about it, never again will I complain about girls trying to look like hookers in their pictures, because I much prefer Danica when she’s looking like this…