Ha!
Another blog beat us to the punch while I was at the gym this morning, but this is just too good a story to pass up:

Arizona State University may have less cheerful sidelines at sporting events next season.

After racy photos of members of the university’s cheerleading squad were spotted on a campus blog called “The Dirty,” the school cut the squad completely, MyFOXPhoenix reported.

The school’s athletic director, Lisa Love, made the decision Thursday evening. The pictures on the blog feature 6 of the cheerleaders posing in nothing but their bras and panties.

Although only six members of the squad are shown in the photographs, the entire 16-member squad will suffer the consequences, MyFOXPhoenix reported.

Is it just me, or is it blatantly obvious that feminism has failed miserably? All those hippie b*tches who went around burning their bras and aborting an entire generation’s-worth of babies did all that hard work just to find out some 30 years later that every chick in America now aspires to be a porn star. There was a time in this country where the only way you could get a girl to take her clothes off was to buy her expensive jewelry, or pay for all her drinks when she went out… including the two extra shots that she was already too drunk to say, “No,” to. But now all you have to do is hand a chick a digital camera, or geez, even a cell phone, and you’ve brought the comforts of the strip club to your very own dorm room. I guess my only complaint in all this is that I didn’t get my digital camera until my junior year of college. That was two-and-a-half years of extra nudity I would have had access to without going through the trouble of trolling around my dorm at 3am on a Saturday to see which of my chick friends was still awake (and if you think about it, even being able to do that is just another example of how terribly awry this whole feminism experiment has gone)!!! Damn technology and it’s penchant for being so expensive that my parents wouldn’t trust me with a $500 piece of metal until I was 21.

Oh right, you all probably want to see the pic that got these girls blacklisted. Click here and enjoy!!! (As a side note, I gotta hand it to these girls. Most cheerleading squads these days are full of dumpy looking girls while the dance teams have all the Grade A pickings, but these girls are pretty legit. Something tells me they’ll land on their feet when all is said and done.)

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