A German Engineered Cougar

Seeing Heidi Klum in the new VW commercials got me thinking– her only downfall is that she married Seal. Though give her credit for marrying a guy whose name is perfect for his face, because it looks like a seal got f-ed up by a tiger shark. With a nickname like “the Body,” and with the looks to match, perhaps she and Liz Hurley can share the title of hottest cougar/MILF on the planet. Either that, or they can just rotate the title on a yearly basis; either way, they both deserve to be ogled by all of SC Nation.

With the Yankees playing like they are, are you really that surprised that I’m posting about Heidi Klum and not the Bombers? Actually, just a quick note: Bobby Abreu, if you do not start learning where the fence is and if you don’t start reading fly balls correctly as they come off the bat, then I’m not going to do anything except make it my mission to compare you to the other better right fielders in the league on a daily basis (Is Alex Rios a good starting point?) and make sure that the whole of SC Nation knows that you suck.