The Moose is apparently loose

Have a drink, Moose. You earned it with that bounce-back performance Wednesday night. No matter what Hank says, I’m down for letting you stay in the rotation, but you have to promise me one thing: can you just make sure you never pitch to Manny Ramirez again? Bean the guy, intentionally walk him, fake an injury, or do whatever else you’d like so long as the ball doesn’t get within 2-feet of home plate when Manny’s in the box, k? Thanks. Oh, and A-rod– take as long as you need, buddy. Seems like we found some of our pre-’04 magic ever since you pulled up lame half-way down the first base line in B-more…