As Seinfeld proved, sometimes real life produces the greatest comedy. Well, Chuck Wipple and I were talking on AIM, and as is typically the case with mid-20s males, the convo centered around two things… here, I’ll let you find out for yourself… (these aren’t our real screen names, so don’t go crazy when we don’t show up on your buddy list)
Monnie D.: yo, how good is [Derrick] rose?
Chuck: I hope we get a top two pick, we need rose bad
Monnie D: if we have a guy like rose, we can be good again in 2 years
Monnie D: look at the impact guys like chris paul and derron williams had (we talked about this the other night)
Monnie D: the jazz weren’t even a playoff team… they get williams, they are among the league’s elite
Monnie D: and paul? forget it
Chuck: yea… it will be so bad if the Knicks get stuck with like the # 4 pick
Monnie D: yeah goodness… i mean who would we even take? mayo? gordon?
Chuck: I dunno… there is no true point guard really after rose, and we need a point guard BAD… mayo and gordon are like combo guards
Monnie D: if we get mayo then we should trade jamal for a bag of crap
Chuck: or he could just be a bigger version of jamal crawford… i don’t think he plays much defense either
Monnie D: i don’t know why people are so down on him… i thought his defense was pretty good the four times i saw him play… his arms are so damn long you just can’t get around him
Monnie D: even the game where he sucked against UCLA… it was more his team just being horrible than anything else
Monnie D: i think that’s what hurt him… he was on a team that sucked, and people had hyped him up to be the next lebron
Monnie D: so now everyone’s down on him cause he isn’t… i mean fine, he’s not lebron… but if he’s dwayne wade that’s not bad
Chuck: that’s true… but rose is the only franchise changer in this draft
Monnie D: yeah no question
Monnie D: yo women in the 50s and 60s were so much hotter than they are now
Chuck: what makes u say that?
Monnie D: i dunno i guess just in a general sense… it seemed like women were way more attractive…. like hollywood wise i guess… most of the chicks in showbiz today are borderline heinously ugly
Monnie D: but back in the day they were all sexy… today chicks are only thought to be hot if they are pin-thin
Monnie D: but back then they had some real curves… they looked like grown women, not like chicks just starting puberty…
Chuck: lol… i was thinking the same exact thing
Monnie D: none of this BS where they play chick sports until they are 18 and have no boobs and no hips… i guess Scarlett Johansson is the lone exception
Chuck: they have to look frail to be considered hot
Monnie D: yeah it’s ridiculous
Chuck: look at Jessica Alba, she was so hot when Dark Angel came out and then she lost all that weight and lost all of her body
Monnie D: wow so true… i mean perfect example… alessandra ambrosio… yeah she’s insanely hot and i’d absolutely give my left whatever just to stand next to her for five minutes… but i’d like her better if she had C-cups and some hips, ya know?
Chuck: exactly
Monnie D: this is my kinda chick…
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/afternoon_delight_denise_milani/2198/
Monnie D: now don’t get me wrong… her boobs are too big
Monnie D: but still… that’s how women are supposed to look… like they’ve got some meat on them, like they can take some punishment…
Monnie D: like their moms were feeding them and not constantly reminding them what fat monsters they were going to become if they wanted to have a cheeseburger every once in a while
Chuck: wow yeah now she is hot
Chuck: ur right though, her boobs aren’t for long time use… need to get the 4-year power train warranty on them… have to get frequent breast lifts
Chuck: but these are things u have to look for in a partner
Monnie D: absolutely… hip to waist ratio is just as important as personality type, propensity for loyalty… absence of golddigging, etc.
Chuck: like i said up there, it’s just like getting a car
Chuck: if u get a volvo, u sacrifice looks for dependablity… u get a bmw, you get more features but it’s harder to maintain as it ages
Chuck: see this is why it’s better to “lease”
Monnie D: yeah wow, great call… brb, gotta take care of something
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