More big news from MSG: Tina Cervasio makes her debut!!!

As if Donnie Walsh’s press conference/the End of the Isiah Thomas Era wasn’t enough, those cheeky bastards at MSG shocked us all by trotting out Tina Cervasio to anchor MSG Network’s coverage of the presser. Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised. I’ve always been a big Tina Cervasio fan. I didn’t want to admit it while she was a glorified Red Sox cheerleader, fellating her way up the NESN ranks, but now that she’s on board at MSG, I can admire her hotness without risk of being called a turncoat. Now don’t get me wrong– I’m not saying she’s insanely hot or anything like that. In fact, she doesn’t even crack my top-10, let alone my top-20. But there’s just something about her I kinda dig. At first you don’t notice her all that much because she doesn’t have Erin Andrews-type talent, but then all of a sudden you realize she’s got a cute face, a great tan, a good sense of style, and those strawberry-blonde highlights and lip gloss give her a porny look that leads you to believe she’d know her way around an extracurricular activity or two. Man, I gotta hand it to James Dolan today, he really broke out the heavy artillery. First he gives Bronx Donnie full autonomy, which guarantees that Zeke is out of at least one job, and then he throws Tina Cervasio into the mix to put the cherry on the proverbial sundae. I mean, really, does it get any better than this? Next thing you know, LeBron will be promising to sign with us for the veteran’s exception in 2010. I know that sounds crazy, but after having Tina Cervasio look into my eyes and read those teleprompted words “Donnie Walsh is the President of the New York Knicks” live from MSG, I believe anything’s possible.