Ladies and Gentlemen, we have an announcement to make– after random drug tests were administered to all of the Tournament of Hotties Regional Finals participants, it was discovered that Marisa Miller tested positive for a banned performance enhancer called Silicone. As such, Marisa will forfeit all of her tournament victories, and Alessandra Ambrosio will now represent the Modeling Region in the Foxy Four.
APRIL FOOLS!!! (Though I’m not kidding about her nah-nahs, those are actually fake. Sorry if I ruined anyone’s life with that harsh reality.) Check back with us later this afternoon/evening for the unveiling of the 2008 Tournament of Hotties Foxy Four!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!