
Yes, SC Nation, the Regional Finals of the 2008 Tournament of Hotties have arrived! Unfortunately, there were no Stephen Curry-like performances to speak of in the Sexy 16. The closest thing we had to a Davidson– 13th-ranked Candice Hillebrand– was outfoxed by America’s hottest living jinx, Jessica Simpson, in the Music Region. And 6th-ranked Shakira– who was apparently riding a massive wave of support from guys in their mid-20s who still believe Shakira’s hips don’t lie (hi-yo!)– finally ran out of gas against country cutie Carrie Underwood. And yes, you’re reading that right– it’s gonna be Tony (H)omo’s GF and Ex duking it out to see who’ll be moving on to the Foxy 4!!! Not surprisingly, the other matchups are just as good, with Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel squaring off in the Movie Region, while Hayden Panettiere and Stacey Keibler vie for the title of hottest hottie in the TV Region. The matchup of the Tournament thus far is in the Modeling Region though, where Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller will meet in a contest that could just as easily double as the Championship Game for the Tournament of Hotties. Alright, enough previewing… (though check out MFH’s breakdown of the Sexy 16 ’cause it’s better than this one) it’s time to vote!!! Regional Finals polls will stay open until 12AM Tuesday.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:09 am
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April 1st, 2008 at 7:06 pm
[…] Ladies and Gentlemen, we have an announcement to make– after random drug tests were administered to all of the Tournament of Hotties Regional Finals participants, it was discovered that Marisa Miller tested positive for a banned performance enhancer called Silicone. As such, Marisa will forfeit all of her tournament victories, and Alessandra Ambrosio will now represent the Modeling Region in the Foxy Four. […]