Monnie D. breaks down your bracket, er, decides to promote Subway Chatter’s inaugural “Tournament of Hotties” instead

So MFH and I had our NCAA previews all ready to go and chock-full-of games to watch, helpful hints, and upset specials, and then it dawned on us– most of Subway Chatter Nation won’t be filling out their brackets today because they’re either A) still hung over from celebrating St. Patty’s Day this weekend and don’t possess the motor skills necessary to hold a pen, or B) they’re celebrating it (again) today and our priceless picks won’t be worth the high-speed internet they’re being transmitted on if you’re too drunk to read them, much less right them down.

Instead, we’ve decided to speak the language of all men, whether sober or drunk, today: hot chicks. In conjunction with the NCAA Tournament, Subway Chatter will tip off it’s first-ever “Tournament of Hotties” this Thursday as we’ll be pitting 64 of the world’s most beautiful women against each other across four regions of hotness: Television Stars, Big Screen Actresses, Models, and Musicians (regions subject to change in order to facilitate the inclusion of the hottest women on the planet), and YOU, our readers, will be voting to see which girls march through the tournament and into our Hottie Final Four. So Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all of SC Nation, and by the time you’re done popping Advils, our bracket breakdowns will be sitting here, waiting to help you dominate your pool(s).