We have a winner (part 2)!!!
29 Feb

The second of our “Insanely Hot Chick Reader Challenge” co-champs comes to us courtesy of Consiglieri, and it’s none other than SI swimsuit model Marisa Miller . My younger brother asked me a question the other day that many of us likely pondered back when Mark Wahlberg was “Marky-Mark”: “Why aren’t there girls as hot as Marisa Miller in high school?” Well, it’d be kinda hard to learn anything with the fire alarm going off every two seconds, no? Blondes may no longer have the market cornered on fun, but this goldie-lock-ed hottie continues to bring it, swimsuit edition in and swimsuit edition out.
Thanks once again to our readers. If anyone actually did lose their job over this, just drop me a line at monniedesq@subwaychatter.com and I’ll be happy to make you our new “Internet Research Specialist” (just has a better ring to it than “Dude who spends countless hours scouring the net for attractive women”). And feel free to continue sending us pics at hotchicks@subwaychatter.com. We’ll post any girls worthy of the title “Insanely Hot Chick.”
February 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
That pic of her with the Ipod on her hoo-hoo…I can’t stand up from my desk if the flippin building was on fire! God bless SI Swimsuit models…they gave me a hand (pun intended) when I was 13 going on…what am I now, 26…sounds about right. And I have a gf and I love her, but hell, where in the Bible does it say anything about squeezing out some knuckle juice before getting into bed with your soon to be wife?! I don’t know, because the Bible is too long to read and I don’t have that much free time…well not enough to be an “Internet Research Specialist” and read it…