So apparently Roger Clemens’ whole spiel about never attending the now infamous banger Jose Canseco threw in 1998 is getting torpedoed once again , but this time for reasons none of us could have seen coming:
The Daily News has learned that in the days since the Feb. 13 public hearing on steroids in baseball, another major leaguer has informed congressional investigators that Clemens often joked in the clubhouse about a memorable account of the party– a scene in which Debbie Clemens and Canseco’s ex-wife Jessica [pictured above] compared the results of their surgical breast enhancements…
“I mean, they talked– no disrespect, but they talked about how great Jose’s wife’s augmentation job was to Debbie and showed her,” McNamee said. “And then Debbie showed her her augmentation job.”
Wow. I mean really, what else is there to say? Now I know The Rocket comes off as the single-most heinous individual in all of this, but has anyone ever had more damage done to their otherwise sterling reputation in such a short period of time than Debbie Clemens? She’s gone from trophy wife, to HGH-user, to absolute ho-bag in a little under a month. And I love how McNamee used proper anatomical euphemisms when speaking to investigators. I’m pretty sure the conversation was something more along the lines of “Blah-blah-blah hey Jessica, your (insert demeaning slang for breasts) look amazing… yeah Debbie, your (insert demeaning slang for breasts) look incredible too… TAKE-IT-OFF, TAKE-IT-OFF, TAKE-IT-OFF!!!” And I thought only college chicks fell for this stuff! Damn, these guys really are getting paid to play a kids game.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I don’t want to admit that Roger was at the party and that he may have done steroids, BUT, when you’re at a party hosted by a guy who has a fly ball bounce off his head and wind up a home run, you know that there is sheer craziness going on there and tops, bottoms, shoes, syringes, and whatnot may be flying left, right, and slightly upright into the lower part of someone’s buttocks.