Are you f@%#ing kidding me?!

Giants’ linebacker Antonio Pierce is facing animal neglect charges because one of his pit bulls caught a cold while he was away prepping for the Super Bowl. These people can’t be serious, can they? First of all, I’m pretty sure the dog was underweight because it was sick. I mean call me crazy, but having your pet lose its appetite while its under the weather seems pretty standard issue to me. Plus, it would be kinda strange for him to neglect one dog and not the other. Maybe the healthy one just started running shit when Antonio left, ate all the food, and told his buddy to go f@$k himself cause he was the man of the house now. Either way, if they busted down a fence to escape, I’m thinking the “sick” one was just faking it so he wouldn’t have to go to behavior class that day.

But wow, thankfully Pierce isn’t facing any jail time. I was starting to get worried there for a second. And no kidding the Giants had no comment. The only thing you could say to something like this is, “Why don’t you take this summons and shove it right up your ass,” but I’m pretty sure alienating the hometown government right after a Super Bowl Championship isn’t what the G-men are looking to accomplish here. Though my guess is if Walt Mychalchyk and the rest of his pals at SPCA were living in Nazi occupied Holland during WWII, “The Diary of Anne Frank” would have been a whole lot shorter.