Backpage Bowl
31 Jan
These last two weeks have proved that the media plays just as big a part in the Super Bowl hoopla as the game itself. And while the NFL’s season will come to an end Sunday, that hardly means the media blitz will end there. Writers across the country will spend the better part of late Sunday night trying to come up with catchy phrases to throw on the backpages. We here at Subway Chatter offer up a few ideas about what your favorite paper might be saying Monday morning (feel free to throw us your own suggestions too)…
1. Plaxico Burr-ied: Giants’ WR gets double-covered, has one meaningless reception as G-men get deep-sixed.
2. Daddy’s Dearest: Eli wins Supe in just his 4th season, passes older bro Peyton as Archie’s favorite.
3. A Very Brady Sequel: Golden Boy follows up MVP regular season by winning award in XLII.
4. Holy F#@$ing Sh%t!!!: Giants shock the world, beat Patriots… all of America stupefied.
5. Kill Flipper: Pats complete perfect season, ‘72 Dolphins commit mass suicide.
February 1st, 2008 at 2:30 am
lmao at the last 2.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Can we have quotes from movies?
Varsity Blues: “Your daddy was a no talent pussy, but at least he listened!” - Coughlin to Eli after Eli threw into double covergae trying to thread the needle.
Varsity Blues: “I don’t want your life.” - Clay Aiken to Tom Brady before the game (Get it, Clay’s a little light in the loafers and Brady, well as much as I despise that boot wearing pretty boy, my man pulls ass like no other)
The Program: “Starting Defense! Place at the table!!!” - 5th string Safety for the Pats when Seau finally realizes he’s best suited for a wheelchair than stopping Brandon Jacobs
Necessary Roughness: “BIIIIGGG sack by Manumana the Slender! Who does his “I’m gonna go out and get some POI” sack celebration dance!” - Nothing really, just a name close enough to Umenyora’s
Varsity Blues: “Listen. You give ‘em Percaset, two Vicadin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It’s very nice.” - Tom Brady trying to explain to Randy Moss how to get laid
So some of these aren’t necessarily headlines, but they could be if the right picture is there, something that the staff of Subwaychatter is well versed in