Welcome to the new and improved Subway Chatter. Isn’t it beautiful? Now instead of not emailing us, you can post a comment at the bottom of the story you take issue with and your comment will be visible to all three SC readers. Be aware, however, that so will be our retort that rips into you, attacking your competence and exposing you for the ignorant ass that you are. Want to write something, but unsure of what might be appropriate? Here are a few suggestions to get you started: “MFH, you were so right about the Giants defense, I had never thought of it that way, thank you for your amazing insight,” or, “MFH, thanks for the NFL gambling picks, because of you I made a fortune, I’ll send you your 15% immediately,” or “MFH you are such a genius,” or “MFH, I love you, you sexy beast, any woman would be so lucky to have you” (if you happen to be a female). If you’d like to send something for our eyes only, such as date requests, marriage proposals, booty calls, etc, we’ll still have our email addresses. For you newbies, mine is mfh@subwaychatter.com. We’ve trimmed down the number of contributors and therefore, the number of articles each week, which means that you won’t have to dig as deep to find the latest piece by your favorite writer. That’s right, all of my stuff will be easily found, pondered, and deservingly praised using that nifty little comment button on the bottom of the article. Another new addition will be a (weekly?) podcast starring Monnie D and MFH. It’s something we’ve discussed doing for a while and you’ll finally be treated to the first edition this weekend, so be on the lookout for that gem.
Something else to be anxiously awaiting is my quick Super Bowl preview next week, in which I will provide my final NFL gambling pick of the season. I’ve been running hot down the stretch, going 8-2 against the spread in the playoffs. I haven’t done the final calculations, but I believe the Super Bowl bet will determine whether I end the season up or down. With the way things have been going for me you’d be well advised to place some of your own hard-earned money behind my pick.
I was planning on running through a recap of that amazing Giants victory over the Packers in the NFC Championship game, but I think I’ll save that for the podcast. I will just say one thing for now: Lawrence Tynes owes Corey Webster a watch or something. If Corey Webster doesn’t pick off that ball in overtime (wait, did I just write, “Corey Webster” and “pick off” in the same sentence, I never thought I’d be able to do that), giving Tynes a chance at redemption, then Tynes is the goat of all goats in recent Giant history for missing two easy field goals, either of which would have sent the Giants to the Super Bowl had it gone in. I think this is best expressed in my last two texts to my friend Grizzly Man during the game:
“Can we hang Tynes?”
“SUPER BOWL!”
Finally, Subway Chatter would like to wish our friend Rosie a happy birthday. Let’s celebrate for real this weekend you pansy.
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